she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
Why do kids eat a lot of candy? - WTF fun facts
There is someone out there for everybody.
It just might be a goose.
relationship status: waiting for my one true goose
Buddies can make you better BUDDIES CAN MAKE YOU BETTER HEALING BUDDIES YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
The evolution of the Pokémon logo.
North America doesn’t even care just come get your Pokemon you piece of shit
The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.
update: i banged him
JP Licks? Mission Hill?
that’s not the mission hill store, silly. We never had those crazy mosaic counters